oh dear sweet lord, i am head over heels in love with you. i want you to bring a full marching band to the airport to play "our song". i want you to serenade me with rockoperas about dracula every night as i drift off to sleep. i want you to hug me, because you are obviously a giant teddy bear. i want you to bequeath slaps to ME on slapsgiving. and to be honest, you have taken jim halpert's spot in my heart.
will you marry me? please?
ps. now that this is happening nothing compares 2 u.